Not everyone can have an encyclopedic knowledge of the film industry, and not everyone can appreciate films — no, not “movies” — in the way he does. He’s a self-proclaimed “filmbro,” and...

My fellow students, parents, teachers, faculty, and reluctant siblings: good evening, and welcome to the Class of 2022’s graduation ceremony.    First, I am honored that the administration...

I love pathetic incels more than anything. “Alpha males” on the internet really know how to motivate me. I should eat less because pitiful men want me to be skinny. I should cook and clean for someone...

Senior year is full of excitement and achievement. After the sad sight of ‘back to school’ posters being viciously ripped off the walls of local supermarkets, October marks the first battles of an...

With the recent rise in stragglers in the hallway, Mounds View has introduced a fiery orange addition to every teacher’s classroom: the hall pass. High schoolers are now returning to their elementary...

The sun beamed down brightly on the nation’s capital today as liberal and conservative lawmakers reached a Congressional unicorn—a rare and miraculous compromise between the Democratic and Republican...

Social media is dominated by four ugly, troll-like enemies: Amazon, Apple, Google, and Facebook. Like the mean girls of high school, these four companies set out to rule the world using old playground...

Loss of sense is a symptom of COVID-19, but something smells fishy. It is no secret that people go to great lengths for wealth and power, and unleashing a global pandemic might be the new go-to move. Vaccines...

What do Kraft Mac & Cheese, live-action Mulan, and Joe Biden have in common? They are all of extraordinary quality and extremely invigorating. Since every celebrity, app, website and desperate Canadian...

President Donald Trump has proven that he is the most uniquely qualified president in all of history. In the office’s 277-year existence, every president from George Washington to Barack Obama had partaken...

Lately, it seems as if current events get worse by the day. However, one major issue has gotten under the skin of many Americans: COVID-19.  Before we dive into all of the major flaws and issues...