Everyone knows birds, the animals that fly and lay eggs, or the chicken that we eat. Those are all fake. Birds aren’t real. I am not trying to say birds didn’t exist or that some birds aren’t alive today; I am just saying almost all birds in the U.S. have been replaced with drones.

In 1956, former Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) director Allen Dulles, met with former President Dwight D. Eisenhower. Dulles proposed the idea of cameras in the sky and allegedly, President Eisenhower loved the idea. Eventually, they landed on the drones replacing all birds in the United States. The CIA at the time hated birds with a passion. The pigeons in Washington D.C. would oftentimes poop on cars parked in the CIA parking lot, and they saw this as killing two birds with one stone.

You may be asking, “How did they kill all those birds? That isn’t possible.” While it isn’t just possible, it happened. On May 6, 1957, Dulles ordered 120 B-52 bombers from Boeing, sending 23 engineers to Area 51 to work on the bombers. They were tasked to build a modified bomber called the B-52B, in which the bombing compartments were replaced with 450-gallon water tanks. 

After the engineers finished building all the bombers, they were told they could go home, but 30 minutes into their ride home, they got intercepted and sent to Vietnam. They were never heard from again, with the only survivors left at a Waffle House before arriving at Area 51. 

The bombers were promptly filled with a bird poison that sprayed from high altitudes. The poison would enter the birds’ bloodstream through their skin, and within 24 hours, the birds would be completely decomposed. “Operation: Water the Country” started on June 2, 1959, and over the following 6 years, wiped 15% of the bird population out. 

Former President John F. Kennedy had no idea about “Operation: Water the Country.”  He found out about it after wiretapping the Internal Communication Director for the CIA, Alvin B. Cleaver. Immediately after finding out, Kennedy tried to shut the operation down. Less than a month later, he was assassinated. I’m not saying Kennedy was killed by the CIA for not supporting “Operation: Water the Country,” but I’m not not saying that.

The original movement to uncover the truth was started in November 1973, when an insider released classified documents to an active protester, Clark Griffin, and the government ended the movement in 1993. In 2017, Peter McIndoe rediscovered the movement and started spreading the truth.

At this point, you’re probably thinking, “This is crazy, how could anyone ever believe this?” At one point, that’s exactly what I thought, until July 26th, 2023, at 2:53 pm. On that day, I got fed up with birds pooping on my car and was researching ways to permanently remove the problem, then I stumbled across the “birds aren’t real” website. Eventually, the site revealed that bird poop is a liquidated tracking agent, which just made sense considering I’ve never seen a bird poop on anything other than a car. And the longer I continued reading through the site, the more things made sense. Ask yourself, why else would JFK’s assassination take place? 

To summarize, birds aren’t real. Birds were real, then they were massacred by the CIA and replaced with drones and the government has been suppressing the truth.